A Little Morning Static

A friend of mine routinely gets up at 6 a.m. every morning to take his dog for a walk around the block. One chilly morning he got up, grabbed a pair of jogging pants from the laundry room, got dressed and put on a warm jacket. He quickly leashed his dog and left the house. His usual route takes him down the street, across a field, past the neighborhood pub and over the road to the Gas Station, which is kitty corner from his house.

While he walked the dog that day, he noticed the neighbors he ran into displayed quizzical looks followed by smirks as they returned his morning greeting. People can be different...

In the meantime, back at home his wife got up, made coffee, then peeked out the window awaiting his return. As she watched him walk the short distance from the Station to their home, she noticed something unusual. Behind him something was catching on various jagged spots and random rocks along the roadway. She looked closer .... firmly attached to the back of his jogging pants was one leg and trunk of a freshly laundered pair of her pantyhose while the other leg lagged behind.

Happy tears....Lol!

Apparently he wasn’t too fazed…he likes being the center of attention! After all, he put a day-long smile on people’s faces that morning!

What better way to start the day than to spread a little happiness?